Karate Chop Champ Gifts

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Remedial Karate"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Working Together

"What setting do I use for this?"

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"My computer beat me at chess..."

You should cut the cord. I did it years ago. What do you mean? I canceled cable. I get the same stuff I used to see for much less, by streaming Netflix, Hulu and Amazon through a Roku box

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

Customers Who Bought This

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

'I dread holidays when we slash prices at the Dollar Store.'

"My wife has a black belt in cooking, she can kill a man with a single chop."

"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"