Chop Champion Gifts

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"My wife has a black belt in cooking, she can kill a man with a single chop."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Haute Chinese

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

Chinese noodles.

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

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yes it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks

Mary and the fat boy

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