Karate Chop Crusader Gifts

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

It's a Dog's life

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

The vegan hunter

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Caped Character

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Ocotillo

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Let the profit-making begin!

Save the Cacti.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions