Karate Chop Crusader Pillows

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

It's a Dog's life

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

The vegan hunter

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Save the Cacti.

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Ocotillo

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."