Karate Chopper Pillows

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Remedial Karate"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"