Kitchen Karatekas Pillows

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Remedial Karate"