Kitchen Karatekas Prints

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Mod Kwan Doh

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Remedial Karate"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."