Karate Couple Pillows

'You may now kick the bride.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Am I through to the next round?"

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Remedial Karate"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."