Karate Couple Mugs

'You may now kick the bride.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Martial Arts

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'