Sports Couple Mugs

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'The grudge match.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'The game went into extra innings.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Cricket Lovers

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"She's forgiven me."

'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'

"Isn't it our marriage counselor sitting there?"

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Hanging up the husband

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

'I thought he'd change his spots, but he hasn't!'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"Harold! You promised!"

Too many coxes.

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

Seasonal Overlap.

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

Boxing Ring

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'