Karate Chopper Gifts

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Remedial Karate"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'