Chart Chopper Gifts

For those who love to dissect and analyze data or ideas, our chart chopper-themed gifts bring a humorous and thoughtful twist to their creative pursuits. Perfect for hobbyists and enthusiasts, these items add a dash of wit and style to their space, making every day a little more inspired.

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'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.' mockup

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!' mockup

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.' mockup

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

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"Yep, I've read this chapter before." mockup

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?" mockup

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

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'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?' mockup

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.' mockup

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

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ACME Balloon Company.

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana." mockup

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

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"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report." mockup

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

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'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.' mockup

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much." mockup

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

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"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture." mockup

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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Book Shop Plot Spoilers

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'And right here they merged...'

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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

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"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!" mockup

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

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"Oh, I can't complain"

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

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"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt." mockup

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

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"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward." mockup

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

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'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'This is why we can't have nice things... ' mockup

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

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"At least we're consistent ... "

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Dragon Graph

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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.' mockup

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

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'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.' mockup

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

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"This is where things started getting really weird."

"This is where things started getting really weird." mockup

"This is where things started getting really weird."

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Chart Chopper Gifts Collection

Chart Chopper Mugs

Explore our mugs collection and find the perfect chart chopper design to brighten their mornings and fuel their analytical passions.

Chart Chopper Pillows

Check out our pillows inspired by chart chopping—comfortable, quirky accents that add personality to any room.

Chart Chopper Prints

Browse our prints featuring clever data-inspired designs—great for decorating their workspace with a touch of humor and insight.

Chart Chopper T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts featuring clever chart chopper designs—ideal for showcasing their love for data and creativity alike.