Chart Chopper Gifts

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

George Michael

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Oh, I can't complain"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Dragon Graph

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"At least we're consistent ... "

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'