Martial Artist In Training Gifts

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Old Karate Master

Decapitated coffee.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."