Dojo Instructor Pillows

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Overjumpers

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Unguided imagery

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Dance.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Dance.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.