Digital Dojo Master Pillows

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

Overjumpers

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Hardware and software

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

I've always been slower than computers...

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Vacation Mobile

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Binary Meditation.

Computer Virus

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

The Miracle Worker

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Internet Possessed Mind

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."