Digital Dojo Master Prints

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

Overjumpers

'Here's MY information highway!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Hardware and software

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

I've always been slower than computers...

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Vacation Mobile

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Binary Meditation.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Computer Virus

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

The Miracle Worker

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Internet Possessed Mind

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'