Dojo Explorer Pillows

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Likes: $2.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'