Doctrine Explorer Gifts

Thomas Aquinas

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Map of the human brain

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Sigmund Freud.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Unguided imagery

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.