Doctrine Explorer Gifts

Thomas Aquinas

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Map of the human brain

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Sigmund Freud.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Unguided imagery

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'