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Solid Geometry Dog.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

In Difficulties.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Crayo-Blah

The Polygon family at home

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Shadow Artist

"I'm a landscape gardener."

A Wrecked-angle.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"I should have paid more attention in math class."