Shape Creator T-Shirts

"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Medical Arts Building

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The Polygon family at home

Painting Music

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

Pavement artist.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"Pfft. Derivative."