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Okay, but why does zero have to be a perfect circle? Because "nothing" is perfect.

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

The Polygon family at home

'Square Bubbles'

A Wrecked-angle.

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

"I'm a landscape gardener."

Shape Battle

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."