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Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Fill that out, and the optometrist will be right with you. Name. Address. Date of Birth. Occupation. Insurance.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

"Some say filling out the census form puts your privacy in jeopardy. So I answered everything in the form of a question."

"He's on such great forms."

"How long have I had hand cramps? It started after I filled our you new patient forms."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

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Santa called but you were out!

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

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A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

A Kangermoo

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

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'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

The Polygon family at home

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."