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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'He has a great left hook,'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."