Geometric Shapes T-Shirts

Cube of disappointment

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Ross, get in here! Mittens is coughing up hair-tetrahedrons again!"

"It's so informal!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Pi Ala Mode.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Lemniskate

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Hares looking at Euclid

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The geometry of everyday life

'In this...um...part of the circle...'