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'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

Tank color choices.

Chicken

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

Sisyphus Deconstruction

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Rokeby Venus

Euclidean Dog.

Cubist Chicken

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"He's a Baumaus student."

"His paintings are better than they look."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."