Geometric Design Aficionados Gifts

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Sign Reform

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Tank color choices.

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Chicken

The Polygon family at home

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Euclidean Dog.

Rokeby Venus

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

Sisyphus Deconstruction

Cubist Chicken

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

"His paintings are better than they look."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.