Geometric Art Geek Gifts

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

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Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

The geometry of everyday life

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.