Geometric Lover Gifts

"He's a Baumaus student."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."