Geometric Lover Gifts

"He's a Baumaus student."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Think Tank

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Recession mathematical equation.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

I love maths.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.