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Cubist Chicken

Piet Mondrian

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Jackson Pollock Studio

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Feel better, dear?"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Prisoner still life painting.

'I like the frame.'

"I could do that."

Pollock Painting Company

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Clouds

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.