Geometric Art Lover Mugs

Cubist Chicken

Piet Mondrian

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

It's a call from Tate modern.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jackson Pollock Studio

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

"Feel better, dear?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I like the frame.'

Prisoner still life painting.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"I could do that."

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Clouds

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"