Geometric Patterns Lover Mugs

"I still don't get this non-objective stuff."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Making it look easy.

Pea green

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

Chicken

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Camouflage Paint.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Decorating a column.

Rokeby Venus

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

The wardrobe of the damned.