Geometric Patterns Lover Pillows

"I still don't get this non-objective stuff."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

A tessellation of running figures.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Chicken

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Camouflage Paint.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Decorating a column.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

The wardrobe of the damned.