Geometric Shapes Enthusiast Mugs

"His paintings are better than they look."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Chicken

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

Rokeby Venus

Cubist Chicken

"I'm a landscape gardener."

A Wrecked-angle.

Sisyphus Deconstruction

Euclidean Dog.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.