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Sisyphus Deconstruction

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Rokeby Venus

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Surreal ale

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

I painted them all from memory.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Joe Biden

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.