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Sisyphus Deconstruction

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Rokeby Venus

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Surreal ale

"Feel better, dear?"

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.