Geometric Art Admirer Prints

Sisyphus Deconstruction

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Rokeby Venus

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Surreal ale

"Feel better, dear?"

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.