Geometric Aesthetic Enthusiast Prints

The Arnolfini Marriage

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Chicken

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

The Polygon family at home

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Office Ergonomics.

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Cubist Chicken

Euclidean Dog.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Rokeby Venus

Sisyphus Deconstruction

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'