Geometric Tricks T-Shirts

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Heavenly angles

Chicken

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

The Polygon family at home

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

"Is x the wrong angle?"