Geometry Jokers T-Shirts

Mathematics.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Heavenly angles

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Hexagon.

Euclidean Dog.

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'