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Our Planet

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Early photobombing

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

How Glaciations Begin

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

E=Emcee Squared

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Revenge had come.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Facial hair continental drift.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'