Geometry Jokers Gifts

Mathematics.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

Heavenly angles

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Euclidean Dog.