Geometric Tricks Gifts

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Chicken

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The Polygon family at home

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

Heavenly angles

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'