Geometry T-Shirts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

Polygon man.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I win. I win."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

A Rhombus.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions.

Recycling center for Klein bottles.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Call me Euclid.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Don't let the infinity throw you."

Isosceles Triange.

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

Geometry Teacher "Ok, Whats the longest distance between two points?" Pupil "A mini cab ride Sir"

Mobius Comic Strip.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"It's perfect."

"Nothing to worry about . . . just a sprained angle."