Geometrist T-Shirts

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

Trump Geometry

Ancient Greek Discovers the Right Angle

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I ask myself, am I really a platonic solid or am I only a close approximation and I'm just fooling myself?"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Heavenly angles

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'Einsteiners.'

The Life of Pi

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'