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Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Pi Ala Mode.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lemniskate

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Poetry repairman

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Hares looking at Euclid