Geometer Gifts

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Pi Ala Mode.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Lemniskate

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Poetry repairman

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.