Geometry Gifts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

Polygon man.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I win. I win."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

A Rhombus.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions.

Recycling center for Klein bottles.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Call me Euclid.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Don't let the infinity throw you."

"It's perfect."

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Isosceles Triange.

"Nothing to worry about . . . just a sprained angle."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

Geometry Teacher "Ok, Whats the longest distance between two points?" Pupil "A mini cab ride Sir"

Mobius Comic Strip.

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

Dog squared equals...