Geometrist Pillows

Trump Geometry

Ancient Greek Discovers the Right Angle

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I ask myself, am I really a platonic solid or am I only a close approximation and I'm just fooling myself?"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Heavenly angles

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.