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'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Life of Pi

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Picasso'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Dancing in a circle

"I'm ahead of my time."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Evolution of God. . .

Medical Arts Building

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Painting Music

Pavement artist.

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

"Pfft. Derivative."

Abstract Paintings.

"Less panting, and more painting!"