Circle Creator Prints

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Dancing in a circle

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Medical Arts Building

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Painting Music

"Pfft. Derivative."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

Abstract Paintings.

Pavement artist.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

"Less panting, and more painting!"