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'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

Three artist interpretations of Venice

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

Georges Seurat

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your talent's wasted here. You could be painting my kitchen."

Painting Music

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Artist

'Actually, we wear these big smocks in case we get aroused.'

Abstract Paintings.

"I've got no problem with you, 'painting what you feel'. But, if you try to feel what you're painting, once more..."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"In between patient visits, the doctor paints to relax."

"I was looking forward to his midlife crisis and him buying a convertible, but no, he's taken up painting instead..."

"Feel better, dear?"

Pavement artist.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Medical Arts Building

"Pfft. Derivative."

Starving artists' sale.

You still working on that?

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"I'm a street artist."

Drawing.

"This better not end up on the Web."

Daddy was a great artist...